Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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