i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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