Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
do herpes really smell.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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