I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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