please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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