I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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