if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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