Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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