um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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