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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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