im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was born a porn star she said
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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