Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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