"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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