i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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