thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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