Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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