did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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