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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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