Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
