youre lurking in front of me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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