That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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