marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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