This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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