sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i out mim tonsoeep
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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