Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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