I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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