Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Randomize