your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
