So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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