Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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