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(615): View more from Tennessee

everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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(727): View more from Florida

Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...

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(310): View more from California

A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.

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(727): View more from Florida

being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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(916): View more from California

hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.

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