i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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