i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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