I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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