A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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