break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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