At least make sure they are 18
Why
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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