just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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