he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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