Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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