No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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