shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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