When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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