You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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