KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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