I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
send nudes
from the living room?
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