just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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