I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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