I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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