Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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