Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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