and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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