Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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